My ex. He’s a literally bloodsucker. Okay not LITERAL blood sucker but like. He’s a lawyer, so close enough. Guy loves winning way too much, the last thing I need is to run into so he can argue his costume is better than mine. Seriously you don’t know stress still till you have a whole court case over who’s turn it was to do the dishes.
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My ex. He’s a literally bloodsucker. Okay not LITERAL blood sucker but like. He’s a lawyer, so close enough. Guy loves winning way too much, the last thing I need is to run into so he can argue his costume is better than mine. Seriously you don’t know stress still till you have a whole court case over who’s turn it was to do the dishes.
2026-11-01 07:58:23
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